“I hereby sentence you to two years for arson at your former workplace and three further years, run consecutively, for having such a bad defense lawyer”
I meant to say this last update, they should have brought over the big veteran guy, I see that there’s more proof here, also, they clearly can’t see if she’s blinking.
I kinda actually agree with the ape, er, applicant about the lawyer. She need to go.
I’ll see what I can do!
“Apelicant”
I like it! And she has the right attitude, she already practically fits right in!
Woah,
Is that a throat cutting gesture?
Directed at Lawyer Lady?
I knew we’d get the psychopathic applicant sometime, just didn’t expect it so soon 🙂
Time for DeeDee to have that fistfight in the carpark whilst throwing the latest applicant out the door?
Nah, but maybe it’s time for Mace and I.T. to get involved
Then again, maybe she doesn’t deserve I.T. getting involved. Who does?
It is a cutthroat industry.
I take it our punk-rock-programmer knows the lawyer. Sorry: KNOWS. The all-caps is important in this case I think.
“I hereby sentence you to two years for arson at your former workplace and three further years, run consecutively, for having such a bad defense lawyer”
Very bad defense lawyer, indeed.
I guess it’s pretty obvious what kind of ‘State sponsored program” it was!
This is based on a real life job interview… from waaaay back… when I worked at a convenience store.
Could go worse
We once had a new hire who tried to stab the production manager with a work knife
So the production manager beat him up and had the guy restrained until the cops arrived
Cool
I meant to say this last update, they should have brought over the big veteran guy, I see that there’s more proof here, also, they clearly can’t see if she’s blinking.
How would that punish Dee Dee?