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It could be worse
The payrolls girls start crying then lock themselves in the cupboard and refuse to deal with the gawk squad directly
Audit time!
Hoo boy, it’s time to place your bets on the Spiral of Doom ™!
Will Princess be done for embezzlement and falsification of expenses?
Will IT be caught swapping expensive company bought computer parts for their own computer parts from home?
Has Barron been drinking on the company credit card?
Have inflated contracts been handed out to a manager’s mates?
Have “faulty” computers or office white goods been mysteriously turning up working on ebay?
Has one of the code monkeys automated his job using AI and is now freelancing from his official work for another company?
Which of the code monkeys is outright stealing company resources?
Have the art department been stealing all the crayons? Have they been surviving by eating all the crayons?
And finally, is the company solvent?
Or are planned layoffs going to leave the company with the owner, Barron as janitor and Pizza guy?
Ahhhh… Nope. Not touching that one.
Lo and behold!
The prophecy has come true (from two comment sections ago!)
Beaker and Bunsen have managed to destroy the functionality of the reception area
Looks like that wis stat was dumped into the Marianna Trench!
Cheers to the I.T. Guys, I guess!
Poor Alice. She needs more training.
How’s the Mighty Intercom supposed to handle this one?
In this joint, you’re a veritble social butterfly.
The Mighty Intercom still controls the actual intercom right outside the front door… plus on all the desk phones in the cube farm. I think he’ll be fine.