11 Responses to 251 | Self-Driving

  1. Scorpinac says:

    Well, you’d only have to worry about that if he forgot to install the first law of robotics into her. That’d stop her from running anyone over instantly.

  2. Stephen says:

    No worries here Motormouth,

    Let my dark side give you some sage advice!

    You’ve just got to look at the big picture here

    To paraphrase you, Motormouth, yourself from way back in https://geekfortress.unearthcomic.com/comic/018-code-monkeys/

    She’s now one of the “Cubicle Slaves” so is your new social peer!

    (Pst: – Make sure she gets a paycheck too. Her money is worth more because she’ll have less living expenses)

    See? Now with two incomes combined you can both afford that high power server legitimately to give her the super intelligence required to dump you in no time!

    Uh, you’ll find the last part is optional if you have the… “morals”….. of a slave harem fantasist…. who’s consumed way too much hentai…and is secretly in love with a fantasy mental image of Princess…

    But I believe in you Motormouth! Erm, probably!

    Well, maybe!

    No refunds!

    • Grim Robot says:

      Facepalm Award
      Congratulations Stephen! Your depth of ongoing analysis of Geek Fortress begs the question: Are you writing a academic thesis on office politics through the lens of a silly comic strip?

      • Frank says:

        Are you????

        • Stephen says:

          NO

          REFUNDS

          (It’s a pretty common theme of AI related sci-fi. At what point of self awareness does your AI become either an individual with rights or a slave who’s having rights withheld from them for being non human?)

          Motormouth and his potential Princess Alice Hookerbot Mk 1 allowed me to explore the concept humorously

          I’ll also further note that Motormouth’s fantasy of Princess involves her having a complete personality transplant 😉

  3. Alphaghoul says:

    We all know that his first note was either a setup to say that either the real princess was like that or that all the other employees were.

  4. Frank says:

    Tol’ ya’!

    >P

    Look at Rex! In there with the quip or simply not getting it. Either way, what a fighter!

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