Game Fortress is an amalgam of the several small game developers I was employed by over the years, each of which worked as both subcontractors on big titles as well as developing small indie games. It was the subcontracted games that paid the salaries and rent… and those big titles were the only projects that had anything like product tie-ins.
Production Teams don’t actually produce anything, despite what the name implies. They are more about merchandising and product tie-ins. They are reponsible for ideas like Star Wars-themed GoGurt, and Spongebob t-shirts.
The “Producers” in the production teams at the game developers I worked for over the years were really just middle managers who thought they were the brains of the operation.
Everyone in Geek Fortress is tired of living and have engaged in a mutual suicide pact where they see how far they can push Princess before she whips out the minigun she keeps under the reception counter and puts them all out of her misery
It’s the only logical conclusion as to how so many of them seem to have a sudden deathwish!
/backs away slowly…
I think Princess about to ballistic and I don’t want none on me.
evileeyore, I think you’re safe… unless you have a much more kinetic version of the Internet than I do 😉
Don’t you guys have your own product you’re making? I guess this IS more interesting.
Game Fortress is an amalgam of the several small game developers I was employed by over the years, each of which worked as both subcontractors on big titles as well as developing small indie games. It was the subcontracted games that paid the salaries and rent… and those big titles were the only projects that had anything like product tie-ins.
Oh! I hadn’t realized that. Thank you.
Production Teams don’t actually produce anything, despite what the name implies. They are more about merchandising and product tie-ins. They are reponsible for ideas like Star Wars-themed GoGurt, and Spongebob t-shirts.
The “Producers” in the production teams at the game developers I worked for over the years were really just middle managers who thought they were the brains of the operation.
It is not a battery operated girlfriend.
We’ll have to wait and see.
I get it. I’ve finally worked it out!
Everyone in Geek Fortress is tired of living and have engaged in a mutual suicide pact where they see how far they can push Princess before she whips out the minigun she keeps under the reception counter and puts them all out of her misery
It’s the only logical conclusion as to how so many of them seem to have a sudden deathwish!
OhhhhhhhhhKay, Stephen. If you say so.
Or perhaps they’re all just rubberneckers feeling a bit bored and Princess having a meltdown counts as entertainment in those there parts?
I thought that was pretty entertaining. Didn’t you?
There are certainly enough betas around for beta testing.