A bouncy castle was sacrificed at the shrine of the gender wars, and she appeared in a puff of smoke. Faulty containment pentagram, and the rest is history.
Best they could do is offer a partnership or equivalent to help give her game a do-over and market it once polished
Actual employment as a fulltime coder (which is what they’re looking for) right now will run smack bang into child labor laws (depending on locale of course)
Part time work might be out of the question too. How would they integrate her into the coding team? Or manage when it hits crunch time and it’s all hands on deck for those 100 hour plus weeks where the keyboards are glowing white from overheating?
Oh, it could be done, however no, she’d never be able to do crunch time or exceed her whatever the local child labor limits are. Which is 40 hrs a week if Game Fortress Inc is in the southern USA.
On the other hand, it’s a great saving in bullets if you keep them and have matters dealt with through the legal system and/or courts!
People will always be looking for justice or recompense and may take matters into their own hands if denied it. Like democracy, courts and lawyers are the least worst option available
Obligatory Evil Lawyer Joke:-
What do you call a Lawyer whom never made it in Civil or Criminal Practice?
Lawyers suck. How did this one shoehorn her way in anyhow?
It was explained at the start of the storyline.
What Scorpinac said…
https://geekfortress.unearthcomic.com/comic/098-mighty-doorbell/
A bouncy castle was sacrificed at the shrine of the gender wars, and she appeared in a puff of smoke. Faulty containment pentagram, and the rest is history.
Well, I guess you’re right, Chinthor. Wait. What?
Lawyer Lady’s evil plan was to ostracize DeeDee with the outdoors bouncy castle plot which resulted in the bouncy castle appearing in strip 118
https://geekfortress.unearthcomic.com/comic/118-castle-wolfenstein/
Sorry to say that Chinthor might have their timing mixed up since Lawyer Lady first appeared in strip 98
Unless they’re talking about Mei (in which case Princess probably concurs about the containment pentagram failing)?
Yeah, Child Labor Laws are the little cuties current nemesis.
Regardless of anything, Lawyer Lady is right
Best they could do is offer a partnership or equivalent to help give her game a do-over and market it once polished
Actual employment as a fulltime coder (which is what they’re looking for) right now will run smack bang into child labor laws (depending on locale of course)
Part time work might be out of the question too. How would they integrate her into the coding team? Or manage when it hits crunch time and it’s all hands on deck for those 100 hour plus weeks where the keyboards are glowing white from overheating?
I remember those days… hence this comic.
Oh, it could be done, however no, she’d never be able to do crunch time or exceed her whatever the local child labor limits are. Which is 40 hrs a week if Game Fortress Inc is in the southern USA.
On the other hand this is a comic so it exists in an alternate reality anyway. You have to suspend disbelief.
Have you ever tried to hire a bouncy castle at short notice?
Yes. Yes I have. The deposit was enormous.
Man, that lawyer’s SUCH a pill.
A pill of… Strychnine?
DEi is another way of spelling die…
It would be about as much fun.
Sorry, that was a response to this, “A pill of… Strychnine?”
I ain’t touchin’ that other.
Lawyers are like rabid dogs- someone may love them, but everyone is still better off after you put them down.
On the other hand, it’s a great saving in bullets if you keep them and have matters dealt with through the legal system and/or courts!
People will always be looking for justice or recompense and may take matters into their own hands if denied it. Like democracy, courts and lawyers are the least worst option available
Obligatory Evil Lawyer Joke:-
What do you call a Lawyer whom never made it in Civil or Criminal Practice?
The Judge
Congrats, Stephen!
Congrats, Edward!